This looks fun (stolen from speccygeekgrrl):

The "Never Will I Ever Write" Meme

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return, I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

No guarantee on length. Your "Never Will Amory Ever"s can be as specific (Inglourious Basterds, Nazi hatesex on a table) or general (mpreg) as you'd like. Come on, guys, break out the weird kinks and off-the-wall fandoms!





xD Actually, I'd probably write that Inglourious Basterds fic.


Filled So Far:
17 Again - Scarlett/young!Mike
Gossip Girl - Chuck/Rufus, Chuck/Dan
Skins - Tony/Sid, Anthea/Cook

I'm Not Your Mama, Baby (Wolf In Sheep's Clothing Mix) [[100 Words]]
Gossip Girl
Nate/The Duchess
remixthedrabble remix of I'm Not Your Mama, Baby, by restlessme.

( how jealous would chuck be right now? )

Written for gossip_girl100: games.

Inhale/Exhale [[200 Words]]
Gossip Girl
Chuck/Nate
Drug use. Shotgunning.

( everything's a game to chuck bass )

For gossip_girl100: love.

Red Like— [[100 Words]]
Gossip Girl
Eric
Set pre-season one.
Suicide, references to bullying.

A suicide note. Eric overthinks things to the last.

( i love you all. )

For gossip_girl100: music.

Mute [[100 Words]]
Gossip Girl
Chuck
alcohol, angst.

( sometimes he thinks of his mother. )

Written as part of my gossipgirlsanta gift for crippled. I hope you like this as a teaser, dear--something sexier is definitely on the way. ;]

'Purls' Before Swine [[406 Words]]
Gossip Girl
Chuck/Dan (pre-slash or pre-friendship; you decide), implied Serena/Dan
Sort of season one; AU
No warnings (unless I can retroactively warn you for bad in-title puns).

( Chuck had that contemptuous sneer down pat, really. )

More for gossip_girl100: mistletoe.

Hypothetically [[100 Words]]
Gossip Girl
Nate/Blair, Chuck/OFCs, one-sided Nate/Chuck
pre-series

Note: mistletoe, according to google, smells of evergreen and citrus. I’ve never smelled it myself, so I can’t confirm or deny.

( yes, he's up to ~that~ again. )

Confessional [[100 Words]]
Gossip Girl
Eric/Chuck

( he can't keep this secret anymore. )

Must be the--Well, Never Mind [[100 Words]]
Gossip Girl
Dan&Chuck

( setting: the annual bass/van der woodsen christmas party )

gossip_girl100: challenge 02 - mistletoe.

Nothing Says 'I Love You' Like Words [[100 Words]]
Gossip Girl
Chuck, as observed by Nate
pre-series

( you know it's that time of the year when... )

Drabbles 4 and 5 of my series: memories recalled in the rain. Written for gossip_girl100.
1-3: Blair, Dan, and Eric are here.

Association: Nate [[100 Words]]
Gossip Girl
Nate&Chuck friendship or pre-slash, depending
pre-series.

( nate remembers )

Association: Serena [[100 Words]]
Gossip Girl
pre-series.

( serena remembers )

A series: memories recalled in the rain. Written for gossip_girl100.

Association: Blair [[100 Words]]
Gossip Girl
pre-series.

( blair remembers )

Association: Dan [[100 Words]]
Gossip Girl
Dan&Vanessa friendship
pre-series.

( dan remembers )

Association: Eric [[100 Words]]
Gossip Girl
Eric/OMC kiss
pre-series.

( eric remembers )

Hearsay [[100 Words]]
Gossip Girl
Chuck, Dan (slight insinuation of Chuck/Dan)
set around 2.13, slight deviation from canon 

( in which chuck decides that he is, indeed, an asshole. )

Fiction [[100 Words]]
Gossip Girl
Blair/Chuck
set post-2.13

( two days )

Thirst [[100 Words]]
Gossip Girl
Nate/Chuck (pre-slash)
sort of pre-series.

( what could be better? )

written for gossip_girl100: Challenge 01 - rain.