Written as part of my gossipgirlsanta gift for crippled. I hope you like this as a teaser, dear--something sexier is definitely on the way. ;]

'Purls' Before Swine [[406 Words]]
Gossip Girl
Chuck/Dan (pre-slash or pre-friendship; you decide), implied Serena/Dan
Sort of season one; AU
No warnings (unless I can retroactively warn you for bad in-title puns).

( Chuck had that contemptuous sneer down pat, really. )

Facade [[804 Words]]
Dark Angel
Logan/Alec (UST), implied Alec/Others
set post-Manticore, sometime season two.
Angst, prostitution, UST UST UST. Oh, and a kiss--but that doesn't help the UST.

Written for da_halloweens Halloween challenge. #44: Crack hookerfic!  Alec ends up working at a brothel.

( Too awkward was too awkward, and he couldn't take it. )

Recondition, Reprogram, Reactivate [[1091 Words]]
Dark Angel
Alec/Ames, (implied past) Alec/OMCs
set post-"Proof of Purchase." AU
angst, dubious consent, character death

Written for jam_pony_fic's Summer Mini-Ficathon.  bloodnfire's prompt was Alec/Ames White - AU of Proof of Purchase: What if Alec had sucessfully bought White three barcodes? (No non-con please, dub-con okay).  

( Recondition )
( Reprogram )
( Reactivate )
A/N: Title(s) taken from the Gatsbys American Dream song Recondition Reprogram Reactivate.  Amazing song by an amazing band.
 

Needs and Physicalities [[694 Words]]
Dark Angel
Alec/OMC, Logan/Alec
Set sometime post-Manticore; S2
Angst, voyeurism (sort of) 

Alec is needy; Logan has his own wants. 

I wrote this for the </a></b></a>jam_pony_fic ficathon.

This was written for denyce  , and this was her prompt:
Voyeurism where someone either Logan or Max walks in on the other (no character bashing)… either Logan walks in Alec with another guy, or he walks in on Max/Alec or Max walks in on Alec/Logan… or Max-Logan catch Alec, Max-Alec catch Logan etc… something along those lines the person walking in on (it can be angst, lust, a kink that surprisingly turns them, or all of the above) Rating R to Nc-17.

I like this as a first part or beginning; I might go back and finesse/extend this when I have more time.  

( It was Alec’s fault, for the irresponsibility of leaving his door unlocked. )

Proxy [[772 Words]]
Dark Angel
Logan/Alec, Logan/Max (unrequited)
Set sometime post-Manticore; S2
Angst, sex (non-explicit)

I am a terrible person.  I just found this on my laptop and remembered; the jam_pony_fic   ficathon deadline was a month ago.  My only excuse is that I'm in college now, and it's DIFFERENT and BUSY.  

This was written for restless_jedi  , and these were her prompts:
1. It's not a date. Except for how it sort of almost maybe is. (Alec/Logan)
2. Logan needs Alec to go undercover for Eyes Only. (could be gen or slash)
3. "I don't want to fall in love with you, but I've been conditioned to" [from Rats in the Garbage of the Western World by the Magnetic Fields] (Alec/Logan)

Hopefully I managed to capture at least one of those; I kind of wrote this with all of them vaguely in mind.  Sorry about the lateness!

 ( Alec had marinara sauce smeared across the corner of his mouth. )